Did you know that according to the theory of evolution, dogs and cats share a relatively recent common ancestor? As a dog, I find that insulting. And as we all know, a scientific theory that’s insulting is also false.
Allow me to share my own theory. I’m sure you’ll agree it’s completely scientific. It is as follows:
1. In the beginning, God created Himself
2. Satan created cats
3. Everything else evolved from a common ancestor
All I need now is publication in a scientific journal.
You da DOG!